GLOBAL SECURITY ANNOUNCEMENT

CODE RED - ALIEN ESCAPEE AT LARGE

DO NOT APPROACH RENOWNED SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR C.J CHERRYH. SHE IS TO BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

THIS INDIVIDUAL, KNOWN AS A PROLIFIC AND GIFTED WRITER, IS IN FACT AN ALIEN SHAPE-SHIFTER. HER INSIDIOUS MISSION APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN TO OBSERVE, REPORT, AND PEN FASCINATING WORKS DEALING WITH THE INTERSECTION OF ALIEN AND HUMAN CULTURES.

HER ENGAGING AND UNIQUE NOVELS ARE PART OF A DEEP COVER DISGUISE THAT HAS CAMOUFLAGED HER EXTRASOLAR ORIGINS SINCE SHE ESCAPED ROSWELL IN 1975.

ANYONE ENGAGING WITH HER SHOULD BE AWARE OF HER HISTORY OF WRITING ALIEN RACES AND ALIEN CULTURAL PRACTICES MORE CONVINCINGLY THAN ANYONE IN THE GENRE. SUSPICIONS WERE RAISED WHEN SHE RELEASED KESRITH IN 1978. HER BRILLIANT 1994 NOVEL FOREIGNER CONFIRMS HER EXTRATERRESTRIAL NATURE BEYOND ALL DOUBT.

IF YOU SIGHT CHERRYH, CONTACT YOUR LOCAL SCIENCE FICTION WRITER'S ASSOCIATION IMMEDIATELY WITH HER LOCATION AND A DESCRIPTION OF ANY VISIBLE ARMAMENTS. SHE WILL BE APPREHENDED AND RETURNED TO CONTAINMENT, WHERE HER UNEARTHLY WAYS WILL STUDIED TO THE GREATER BENEFIT OF SCIENCE FICTION WRITERS EVERYWHERE.

WE REPEAT - DO NOT APPROACH CHERRYH. DOING SO MAY LEAD TO ENGAGED INTROSPECTION REGARDING YOUR OWN IMPLICIT CULTURAL ASSUMPTIONS, AND THE MANY WAYS IN WHICH THEY CAN LEAD TO INTERCOMMUNITY CONFLICT.

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P.S: GLOBAL SECURITY AGENT 'SCOTT' RATES FOREIGNER AS FIVE COMPLEX ALIEN CULTURES OF STUNNINGLY PLAUSIBLE ALIEN-NESS OUT OF FIVE.